buddhabob: quinnf4brays: lucyforpromqueen: quinnf4brays: there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone
Daydreamer: knitmeapony: trickstervriska: the... →
knitmeapony: trickstervriska: the thought of becoming an adult one day is the scariest thing ever why cant i live the rest of my life blogging about fictional characters and laughing at stupid shit I am going to let you in on the worst-kept secret in fandom: we’re actually mostly…
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
celebrity: maybe they won't notice
tumblr: audio clips
asslenko: mormondad: obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder
They should just start making up fake countries to...
thevarshmallow: improbablenormality: simplydalektable: emmiandthefireflies: “And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”… “And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose” “There’s the Empire, with Darth Vader waving the flag.” “There goes Genovia, with Julie Andrews waving proudly in the crowd.”
liampaynetration: I can’t wait to turn 18 because I’ll be instantly hot that’s how the rules go
beyondordinarygirl: zanehatestomatoes: dontcrosscross: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road hey, I just met you, and this is reasonable And I was like, “BABY, BABY, BABY—…oh.” Oh my god, Caleb, I...
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
laughingnancy: at a thrift storeeeeeeee~
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR